Showing posts with label magic of video. Show all posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012

ROAD TRIP!
Doctor Strange in: 'The Incredible Drive'
Marvel/Toyota: Yaris commercials
A "MAGIC of VIDEO" Post

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Coming off of the mammoth, herculean task of orchestrating my Annual SANCTUM AWARDS post and with a lot of big things planned for this blog over the next few weeks (and beyond) I thought it best to toss in a few "lighter" pieces in the interim.

Not that these aren't good posts, but for those who are used to my epic-length dissertations, the next few days will be of briefer (yet awesome) stuff.

To that end, for this weekend, I wanted to present something fun.

This four-part, online-only commercial series for the 2012 Toyota Yaris "It's A CAR!" promo, was a collaboration by TOYOTA and the folks at MARVEL who produce the "WHAT THE--?" stop-motion animated shorts.

Starring; Hulk, Doctor Strange and the Punisher, and featuring Marvel Super Heroes & villains (or at least their Marvel Legends Action Figure equivalent), this series shows them taking part in a road trip to Cleveland - with all the “hilarity” that thus ensues.


Originally begun in November 2011 with monthly installments, I waited until the 4-part series was completed to present it here complete.

While I'm not thrilled with Doctor Strange's treatment here (or in any of his previous "WHAT THE--?" appearances), still, there ARE some good parts.
And look for an AWESOME cameo appearance by MAN-THING in episode two!


I'm presenting these as lower res videos hosted here on my blog, rather than on YouTube, because frankly, while i want to showcase them, I don't need any hassles with "the man" wanting me to take them down, or having my YouTube account shuttered.
However, by placing them here, with some commentary, criticism - AND helping to advertise their respective products, I call into play the "FAIR USE" clause.

The quality here is pretty good, but if you absolutely must see them in sparkling high-res, they can be found on Marvel's and Toyota's pages.

Enjoy!


















As I pointed out in my 4th ANNUAL SANCTUM AWARDS [HERE], the first two episodes had the dubious honor of "winning" for "WORST MEDIA APPEARANCE".
(The last two came out in the first two months of 2012, respectively - and as such, will probably be contenders for that self-same "prize" in the 2012 SANCTUM AWARDS.)

While it should be freakin’ awesome for there to be Doctor Strange featured in a national advertising campaign, and one that isn’t utterly terrible (there are a few funny points to each episode), the fact that Doc is portrayed as a whining, irritatingly high-pitched-voiced, annoyance makes me feel that it might be better to not have him involved at all, rather than be so poorly represented (especially as Marvel needs to increase Doc's media Q-rating for any future big-media push... *cough* Feature Film *cough*).

Thursday, January 20, 2011

That 70's Show: The Mark of the Man-Thing!
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Ashton Kutcher loves him some Man-Thing.

Readers of this blog may recall that I once posted an entry showing a clip of an episode of THAT 70's SHOW, wherein the character "Michael Kelso", played by Ashton Kutcher, is holding a comic book while talking with his friends.
In that earlier post, the comic in question featured DOCTOR STRANGE.
(See it HERE)


Well... today, I have another clip from THAT 70's SHOW, but this time the comic book featured has a guest-starring role (and cover appearance) by the MAN-THING!

Before I give it away, I'll show the clip so you can check it out for yourself.
(I'll show JUST the few seconds where the comic is featured - so FOX lawyers, cut me some slack. I promise to totally make it worth your while at the end of this post.)



I know it was a little hard to spot, but trust me... that cover, even in motion, leaped out at my eyeballs and smacked me upside my cerebral cortex.
The comic in question was ASTONISHING TALES # 13 (starring Ka-Zar) from 1972. One of the Man-Thing's earliest appearances.



Sadly, the comic is almost always in motion, and as such, getting a clean screen grab was impossible (at least with MY cobbled-together software). Here's something to use as a confirmation comparison.

The words "Ashton Kutcher" and "Man-Thing"are sure to bring some improper web-searches.

Hrmm... first I spot that episode with Doctor Strange on the cover of Amazing Spider-Man, now this Man-Thing appearance... if I EVER spot a ROM comic (or toy) in the background of that show (unlikely, though, since ROM # 1 was a late 1979 release) then 'That 70's Show' will have to be named the best tv show - ever.


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Hey, FOX legal department! Here's some "pay for play" for letting me use that clip:

That episode; "Punk Chick" is episode # 22 from Season 1 and can be purchased from this very blog (via AMAZON)!
So, hey readers... support your 70's flashbacks with more than just weed and old comics... buy a DVD boxed set today!


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"Tamam Shud!
~P~

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

That 70's Show : Enter... DR. STRANGE !
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Doc and Spider-Man -vs- Ashton Kutcher - in bed!

I've posted several entries of Dr. Strange being featured, in one way or other, on various TV shows (cartoons, news shows, teen angst shows, etc...) and today I have another to add to that list.

On an episode of THAT 70's SHOW, the character "Michael Kelso", played by Ashton Kutcher, is holding a comic book while talking with his friends.

That comic book featured a guest-starring role by Doctor Strange and he is also featured on the cover.

Before I give it away, I'll show the clip so you can check it out for yourself.
(I'll show JUST the few seconds where the comic is featured - so FOX lawyers, cut me some slack. I promise to totally make it worth your while at the end of this post.)



Ahhhhh!!!!... Did you see how he man-handled that comic?
The episode should have had an "parental guidance" tag for "Violence against Comics"!

The comic in question was AMAZING SPIDER-MAN # 109 from 1972.



Strangely enough, they could just as easily used an issue of the reprinted version in MARVEL TALES # 88 from February 1978!


That would still be correct from a continuity standpoint, since the show takes place after the release of Star Wars in 1977 (as evidenced by all the Star Wars mania of Eric Foreman - as played by Topher Grace).

Such a swap would have been especially good because, while the original John Romita Sr. cover is nice, it fails in one major design aspect by having a major character with his BACK facing the reader!
The Marvel Tales version is "corrected", (albeit poorly,) so that Dr. Strange is now front-facing.


Besides, a copy of Marvel Tales # 88 would have been a much cheaper find and would be more acceptable for the kind of rough treatment given by Kutcher/Kelso.
...I'm just saying.

For those of you who came here while searching for some "sexy" images of Ashton Kutcher on a bed (that should bump up the google-search engine tally) here ya go:


That's the male version of a similar scene I featured  with Megan Fox lying half-naked while reading an issue of Doctor Strange (pic [HERE]).

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Hey, FOX legal department! Here's some "pay for play" for letting me use that clip:

That episode; "Who Are You?" is episode # 15 from Season 6 and can be purchased from this very blog (via AMAZON)!
So, hey readers... support your 70's flashbacks with more than just weed and old comics... buy a DVD boxed set today!




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"Tamam Shud!"
~P~

Friday, April 16, 2010

America's Next Top Wizard
-starring Dr Simon Strange? (Stephen Cowell?)

Seen in a very short clip on "UGLY AMERICANS" (season 1 episode 5) - a "copyright liberated" version of Doctor Strange is cast as a judge (dissing a pseudo "Harry Potter" lookalike) on a game-show "America's Next Top Wizard" (episode 23)- (obviously a mash-up of "America's Next Top Model" and "American Idol").

Check out the short clip of his appearance.
(I make no comment on the nature of his manner and behavior.)

 


"You call this a potion? More like SNOREcery."
"Snap!"

Oddly enough, I take this as an addition to the current expansion of society's exposure to Doctor Strange, and his inclusion into the modern cultural zeitgeist (as I described in this previous post [HERE]).


It's no secret that Strange is a fave of oddball and weirdo artists, as the creator of this animated series, most delightfully must be.


(Thanks go to Howard "wrong dimension boy" Hallis for the find!)

Tamam Shud!
~P~

Saturday, November 21, 2009

THE DYNAMIC DEFENDERS on Super Hero Squad!

Despite my being less-than-thrilled with the Marvel SuperHero Squad show, what kind of DOCTOR STRANGE fan would I be if I didn't at least watch the episodes that he is to be featured within?

Add to that, the fact that the DYNAMIC DEFENDERS are to be an "official" team in the next episode... I HAVE to watch it, and have to let you all know about it as well!

Cartoon Network is scheduled to air the The Super Hero Squad Show episode "Invader From The Dark Dimension!" this Saturday, (TODAY!) November 21st, 2009 at 7:30pm (ET)


The SuperHeroSquad cover homage to the original cover to...

THE DEFENDERS vol1 # 2

Here's how the official press release reads:
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The Defenders Must Save The Super Hero Squad!

By the Hoary Hosts of Hogarth (should be Hoggoth), there be a new super hero team on the rise in this week’s all-new episode of The Super Hero Squad Show, debuting at 7:30 PM Eastern on Cartoon Network! Baron Mordo transforms Iron Man into the evil “Iron Menace”, a deadly threat who overcomes both the Lethal Legion and the Squad! But when Silver Surfer and Hulk team with Dr. Strange and Valkyrie to form “The Defenders,” the forces of good will “Hero Up!” like never before! Gossip Girl alumni Michelle Trachtenberg reprises her role as Valkyrie in this exciting new episode of the most action-packed, family friendly series in the universe!

Plus, don’t miss the new Marvel Super Hero Squad series, jam-packed with your favorite Marvel heroes and all-ages action, in comic shops now!

Tune into the Cartoon Network at 7:30 PM on Saturday to “Hero Up!” with your favorite characters in the Marvel Universe—or any other—in an all-new episode of The Super Hero Squad Show!

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I'll post a review in a few days, after I watch and digest the episode.
One can only hope that Baron Mordo makes a better showing than he did in his first appearance (review [HERE]).

Sunday, October 25, 2009

A Strange New World?
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Pop Goes the Doctor and the Doctor Goes Pop!

"Strangely", it seems to me, that while Doctor Strange may be at a low ebb, "power-wise" in the Marvel Universe proper, that his name seems to be experiencing more popular mass media exposure in recent months than at any time prior in his 46 year history.

Sure, in addition to his many comic book appearances, he (or his name) has been featured in comics related books, concerts and record albums, a made-for-TV movie, apparel, episodes of various animated series', his own made-for-DVD animated film, mass market fiction books and magazines as well as toys... but all of those other, older instances occurred over a stretched out 40 year span - only one or two per year - and aimed mostly at the counter-culture: those already "in the know". Those at the outskirts of popular culture. At the forefront of the pack of seekers of what is "it". Those at the fringes of what is "cool". The hipster college kids of the 1960's. The True-Believers. The comic book fans. The weirdos. The nerds.

Within the past month or so, Doc has been featured in numerous "pretty-people" venues.



To highlight this, in some meta context, Doctor Strange, AS nerd culture was shown on the CBS show; SUNDAY MORNING.

Here's the screen grab.

I can almost smell the pulp. There's nothing quite like it.


In an editorial piece by Mo Rocca on the "rise of the nerd", (which aired Sunday October 18th, 2009,) the cover of STRANGE TALES # 158 (featuring DOCTOR STRANGE & Nick Fury; Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.) is seen in a montage (at the 2:49 mark)


cover for Strange Tales # 158 - by Mary Severin

For anyone who is wondering if I'm making a big deal out of nothing, think of this;
How many comic books have been printed since the medium began?
How many comic TITLES are there?
How many comic books are present at ANY comic book convention or comic shoppe, tucked away in multitudes of longboxes?

What are the odds that an issue featuring two obscure characters (in an obscure old title) would be featured?

Wouldn't it have been "better" for a producer to have asked for a "name brand" character or title be represented? Something that the home audience might "get"?
The usual thing is to trot out old issues of "Detective" or "Action" comics. Perhaps an early issue of "Spider-Man".

Here, we get a glimpse at a title and characters that few have even heard of.
And it makes a difference.
It expands the consciousness for these characters - even if just a little.

For those interested, here's the clip.





Aside from this meta-textual peek into the comic and culture behind the character, just the past few weeks there have been numerous other pop-culture appearances, cameos and mentions. Seemingly, just enough to keep the idea - the brand - of Doctor Strange active in the subconscious reaches of the mass media mindset.

Just the past few weeks we have seen:

- ROLLING STONE (Issue 1088. October 1, 2009)
Megan Fox
posing while reading Doctor Strange #51

Rolling Stone photo-spread [HERE] - Image [HERE]
Doctor Strange # 51 image

cover image from the

*Thanks to neilalien for posting this news item first.
Out of respect, I will not re-post the image here.
Go to neilalien's site - post found [HERE] or the Rolling Stone page - Image [HERE].

(Although I have added the pic to the list of the "loves" of Doctor Strange's life - found in an older post [HERE])

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- MELROSE PLACE
Season 1, Episode 5, episode name: "Canon", original air date October 6, 2009

Doctor Strange is mentioned at the 25 minute mark.
The mention is about a Melrose character's Doctor Strange collection, and not the Marvel character per se.

If you wish to, watch the episode online - try [HERE]
IMDb page [HERE]

*Thanks to neilalien for posting this news item first, as well.

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- SUPERHERO SQUAD - Animated Series

Strange is in at least two episodes this month.

BTW, you can find reviews of the episodes on this blog at the following links:
[Episode 05] & [Episode 09]

I should note that while my reviews lean toward the negative side, (as I am less than impressed with that show than others might be,) still it IS Dr. Strange being given larger exposure to "teh kidz".


episode # 05
"Enter: DORMAMMU!"























SuperHero Squad "# 05" title card
original airdate Saturday Oct 10th, 2009

- & -

episode # 09
"Night in the Sanctorum"
























SuperHero Squad "# 09" title card
original airdate Wednesday Oct 21st, 2009

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And that is probably not all.
My blog has been getting a great deal of hits with people searching for all manners of variations on Doctor Strange references and subjects.

I'm sure that there have been other blips on the cultural radar.

So, what does this all mean?
Is this the universe prepping the consciousness for a return to greatness of the good Doctor?
Dr. Strange is on the mid-range list of properties that are to be given the new "Marvel Movie Magic" treatment.

Perhaps, Doctor Strange losing his mantle is just a temporary lull.
Or a minor price to pay - for a greater boon.
A respite for the character - before his emergence into mainstream media.

After having Doc being perceived as a non-entity in the mass mindset...
Wouldn't THAT be nice?
Wouldn't that be... strange?

Saturday, October 24, 2009

"Night in the Sanctorum!"
A SuperHero Squad review
- A "Magic of Video" post.



A Review and commentary of Super Hero Squad animated series
episode # 09

"Night In The Sanctorum!"

SuperHero Squad "# 09" production card

which is an homage to the cover of Strange Tales # 150
cover art by the late, great Bill Everett

After what, to me seemed like a weak first showing, Doctor Strange made his second appearance in the SUPERHERO SQUAD animated series this week.

On Wednesday, October 21st 2009, Strange was featured in the episode; "Night in the Sanctorum!"

For a Doctor Strange appearance, it was a definite step up in the right direction.

All told, I found this episode to treat Doctor Strange very well.
Very well indeed!

In fact, this episode might treat Strange far better than just about ANY prior TV appearance (also including that made-for-DVD cartoon)!

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However, as with any of my so-called "reviews", you don't have to take my word for it.
Either before or after reading my take on it, feel free to watch the episode [HERE].
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After the events of his previous appearance - episode 05 "Enter: Dormammu!" (a review of which can be found [HERE]), he has regained his mind and mystic might to be a competent and powerful sorcerer.

While Doctor Strange was only in the second half of the episode, he still put in a good solid 10 minutes of screen time - cumulative time between himself and the Sanctum Sanctorum.

To break the story down quickly; the Squaddies are in the S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier until it is forced to crash due to unforeseen circumstances (namely, a spell by the ENCHANTRESS).
Now with no place to spend the night, the team is forced to go hopping from one hero's HQ to another - looking for lodging, all to less than ideal circumstances.

First, Iron Man posits that they spend the night at Stark Industries. However, it is beset by technical problems that cause the auto-defense systems to attack the Squad.

Next, the SHS are all crammed into the back of the PUNISHER's battle van, which is far from ideal since Punisher is crazy and, in a blatant display of one problem that I am having with the SUPERHERO SQUAD show, is an ADULT-themed character, behaving in a more menacing manner than the rest of the cute and cuddly "Squaddies". I'll give more on these observations after the Doctor Strange related portion of my review.

The team next tries to bunk with junior team-member-in-training "Reptil" (an hispanic teenaged? - youth) in his bedroom at his parent's house. A Hulk-sized case of clogging up the toilet and bunk-bed disaster causes the heroes to be cast into the night by Reptil's parents.

It is then that the group walks the streets and, thanks to the Hulk, come upon the... "wait for it"...
SANCTUM SANCTORUM!

"dun-dun-dunnn!"

The home of (as Hulk exclaims) "Magic man", Dr. Strange!

None of the Squaddies are thrilled at the prospect of spending the night there, Thor letting loose a cry of "Odin wept!" at the thought of sleeping in such a creepy domicile.

There aren't any mystic wards cast upon the Sanctum in this episode so it is plainly visible and Hulk is able to simply walk, crashing through the doors into the Sanctum.

For some unspoken reason, Wong, Strange's manservant, is not present this episode.
The heroes are soon greeted by Doctor Strange who welcomes them to his humble home, knowing (far more than the Squaddies do) the magical nature of the events that brought them to his door.

"Welcome to my humble home!"
(an inside joke, sorry.)


Despite Iron Man's hopes that they won't be welcome, Strange insists that they spend the night.

While the episide is called "NIGHT at the Sanctorum", it should really be titled "Just a few minutes in the Sanctorum" because the Squad do not stay too long in the Sanctorum.

With the assorted bumps and boos of ghostly goings on, (mostly coming from rejects of Scooby-Doo and Real Ghostbusters,) the Squaddies are unable to rest.

Wolverine: "My real name is 'Scrappy Doo'!"
Ghost: "AAAGH!!! NOOOOoooo!!!"

Meanwhile the Hulk, fulfills his contractual potty joke quotient, by opening doors looking for "the can" (or a "magic can" - seemingly one that can accept his waste without breaking like Reptil's).


This is one of those "magic eye" things, right?
If you squint you can see the crappy writing.

Thor, looking for a midnight snack sets free Strange's old nemesis, Baron Mordo (who was held prisoner in a soda can?!?) and the two have a quick scuffle.


I will get my revenge on Dr. Strange!
But FIRST, I will KILL my AGENT!


Mordo's being imprisoned in a fizzy can of soda causes him to burp and belch magical bubbles of destruction (thus enabling more burp jokes and violence all at the same time).

Damn you, Willy Wonka!

This "battle" causes wreckage upon the Sanctum, thus waking Dr. Strange, who casts Mordo back into his carbonated prison .

Agamotto avatar slippers?

"Eff You, Mordo!"If there can be victory in defeat, Mordo wins because he gets out of this horrid guest appearance.

(At least in his all-too brief, and all-too disappointing appearance, Mordo gets to call on SHUMA GORATH for a cool name-drop! We can only hope that Shuma will appear in some future episode 0- especially since the villainous HQ of Dr. Doom bears a passing resemblance to the dark elder god. - for a pic see this post [HERE]).

With the destruction of his kitchen, Strange rescinds his offer to host the Squad for the night, casting them out.


Don't let the magic door magically hit you on your way out!

Once out of doors, the Squad are beset by Enchantress and her legion of flying explosive-fruit-tossing moneys.
Iron Man and the Squad make short work of them, however the Enchantress soon turns the tide by attacking and rendering helpless most the more powerful heroes (Surfer, Thor, Iron Man as well as Falcon).

Girlz rule. Boyz drool.
Soon, her spells are dissipated by a counter-spell from Doctor Strange and the two are locked in mystic battle!

I DARE!

The magical war between them is fairly straightforward multicolored blasts.


Nothing imaginative or interesting, but still fairly nicely orchestrated, as the energies released from their battle obviously stagger the surrounding heroes.



Rightly so, Enchantress is slightly more powerful than Strange and it is only with the distraction of the Squad that Strange can land the blast that ends the battle.

Behold my mighty balls of ... power!

Behold! My twin orbs of ... power (Yeah, let's go with "power")!




As is the case of late, after the battle, Strange is spent and passes out. It is only the quick action of Thor swooping down to rescue him that seemingly saves the weakened sorcerer.

"I never used to collapse... Now, it seems it's ALL I do..."
A comic quote that seems to embody Strange's abilities the past several years.

Strange soon regains his strength, and invoking the powers of the shades of the Seraphim and the omnipotent Oshtur to cast one final spell that defeats Enchantress.


"Kame...""...Hame..."

"...HAaaaaaaa!"

And so, the day is saved!

Strange and his posse.

The heroes, unfortunately, still need to find a place to sleep for the night.
Without giving away the ending, let's just say, it's for the birds.


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Now for thoughts on the episode and the show as a whole.

As I wrote at the START of this post, all told, I found this episode to treat Doctor Strange very well.
Very well indeed!

In fact, this episode might treat Strange far better than just about ANY prior TV appearance (also including that made-for-DVD cartoon)!


However, that in itself does not give the show a free pass.

For as much as I want to like this show, I simply find myself staring blankly at the screen for nearly 30 minutes with only one or two grins passing my countenance during each episode.

I believe that, with this episode, I have been able to put my finger on what has made the SUPERHERO SQUAD so frustratingly unappealing to me: it suffers from “multiple personality disorder”.
At first I thought it just didn't know whether it wanted to cater to kids or to it's adult comic fan-base, but looking a little deeper, I have found three distinctive "voices" that are obvious within the show.

1) With its constant barrage of flatulence and belching humor (or what the producers might think is humor) and pie-in-the-face slapstick type gags - the show seems, on the surface, to be aimed at young kids.

2) Yet, with some more adult double-entendre' humor (although, they're not even veiled well enough to be called "double" entendre' - more accurately just straight-up "entendre") the show is also trying to give something to adult males (not even adult females, since it might seem that the producers have come to the foregone conclusion that adult women - even mothers who want to watch along with their kids, just won't be watching this show).

3) And then, with the steep curve of in-comic references and character name-dropping - there also seems to be the aim at the mixed demographic of "man-child" comic fans.
I tried watching this episode from a purely "no prior knowledge of the Marvel Universe" mindset, and I would be lost, or at least confused, at various points if I were truly thus.

Mordo's half-assed appearance (trapped in a soda can, and only able to burp magic bubbles for 2 minutes before being so easily dispatched to the soda can prison once again) would baffle any viewer who didn't know who Mordo was.
Hell, I know Mordo and that horrid excuse for Mordo was no Mordo!
(I immediately had this thought: "Sir, I served with Baron Mordo, I knew Baron Mordo, Baron Mordo was a friend of mine. Sir, you are no Baron Mordo!")

While each of those aspects (or "voices") aren't given equal footing, and so, not truly tripling the problematic nature outright, this episode shines a bright light on each of those three natures of the show, exposing the seams in the tapestry, where other, more adept cartoons have been able to merge them flawlessly. *
*(footnote to this point can be found at the END of this post - so as to avoid interjecting too much of a side-thought into the heart of this review)


Cases in point:

1) For instance, each episode of the SHS has untold fart, belch, and vomit jokes.
These are usually perpetrated by HULK and THOR, both of whom are shown with varying degrees of "less than average" intelligence. So, the dumb humor is present.
Hulk having a 20 second belching solo of "Mary had a little lamb" seemed to be present for no other reason than filler and something to fill the episode's burp quotient. The rest of the time he is a bumbling oaf, and/or talking about needing to go to "the can". His input in the show usually falls within that parameter - burping and bumbling - usually numerous times for each. Thor fares little better, although the angle of the humor against him seems to be more preoccupied with the "Thor is an air-headed girlie-man" aspect of the golden-blonde-haired godling.

2) Iron Man has several instances wherein he lets the "Tony Stark" persona out in his dialogue.
In this - and other episodes - he comments on the good looking nature of some of the villainous female characters - Enchantress in this episode. He tries coming on to her and trying to sway her to the side of good over dinner. Admirable goal - sleezy method. While the Squaddies are looking to find a place to spend the night (after their Helicarrier HQ is destroyed) Stark is looking through his phone list of heroes and comes across She-Hulk's name. He thinks to himself "Nah... well.. maybe if it were just ME." - thusly giving a nudge and wink to the adult males in the audience.

Also, it might just be me, but the Enchantress seemed to be drawn in a slightly different style than the rest of the characters. Just enough to look a little... dare I say... "sexy". While all the other characters are very cartoony, with bold, thick lines, Enchantress was rendered far less blocky, with finer features.


As for female characters on the show, there aren't many, and the few that are more frequently present; MS. MARVEL and WASP, possess less than aspiring natures.
In the SHS world, Ms. Marvel seems to be the head of the S.H.I.E.L.D agency. While her holding a position of great power is a positive merit, the fact that she is portrayed as a screaming, annoying shrew is less than ideal.
WASP is very much like the origins of her comic book incarnation; brave and determined, but vain and concerned with her clothes.

Also, since these two heroines are only shown to be present part-time in the show, giving the male heroes the bulk of screen time, mothers looking for positive female characters in the show won't really find them here (at least not yet. Maybe in time).

My previously mentioned observation of the Punisher, behaving in a paranoid, violent, menacing and maniacal manner, also delineates the schism of just towards whom this show is being geared.

3) Comic book character name dropping and inferences are aplenty.
Many in this episode are just casually tossed out there - for the comic geek fans to catch and the others who aren't "in the know" will scratch their heads at the reference.
Among them this episode are:
- Texas Twister (with a pin-up on young Reptyl's bedroom wall along many other heroes, some of whom aren't mentioned but still are unknown to viewers - such as Kitty Pryde and Lockheed, Colossus, Storm, Hawkeye, Nick (black version) Fury and Iron Fist)
- The Inhumans
- She-Hulk
- Brother Voodoo (a bonus for fans of this blog, but kids at home will have no idea)

And, as I mentioned earlier, the entire Baron Mordo appearance boggled the mind.

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Also, While it is certainly not "wrong" to do so, the lines between them seem obvious, there are characters for each level of viewer:

HULK and THOR seems aimed squarely at the youngest viewers.

A youthful new character called "Reptil", an hispanic teenager with the pterodactyl-like abilities, is present as a positive role model for young (as well as minority) viewers.

Silver Surfer seems to actually surf above all the demographics with his "beach-zen" attitude and laid-back perceptions to his newly adoptive homeworld.
He is a character for any and all ages.
Unfortunately, for anyone but the youngest viewer, the constant utterance of "whoa, cooosmic" quickly wears thin.

Falcon and Iron Man are the quick quipping, double-entendre' dropping, adult-aimed characters that keep the show hopping along. Not all of their antics are spot on all the time, but for the most part, these two are the "buddy-cop team" for the show. Iron Man, especially, as the team leader, has it together.

Oddly, Wolverine, who is ubiquitous in all stages of Marvel's mass media has almost no personality at all. Sure, he's the "angry guy", but aside from that, I get no bead on him.
He's window-dressing - up for grabs by any and all viewers.

The Villains, almost as a whole, seem to be played for laughs. Each one more juvenile than the last. And almost all of them with the most annoying voices ever beset upon human ears.
Perhaps it is a conscious effort to make the villains as unpleasant as possible, subliminally instilling a distaste for "evil" into the subconscious minds of children watching.
I honestly don't know.

All I can say is that the cumulative effect of all of these factors is driving this viewer from the show.

I'll record any episodes that feature Dr. Strange (and possibly a few other characters that I have interest in) and watch them later.

If pressed, I wouldn't recommend the show to anyone, however.

I'd rather hand them one of the "Essential" volumes and happily tell them to read the good stories that made these characters great.


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* Just to illuminate a point I'll post this footnote.

Anyone who has ever watched an old "Bugs Bunny" (or any of the "Loony Tunes" / "Merry Melodies") cartoons that were produced in the 1940's, there is something for everyone.
Kids watching the shows didn't get the adult humor. It didn't even hit their radar - subtly sailing far over their heads. Adults watching the shows were able to treat their inner-child with the same rakes-to-the-face as the kiddies, but there were layers of adult references and subjects that lay at different levels below the surface.
And better yet, kids who watched the shows and then, years later, watched them again as adults were suddenly shown the panoply of genius that was infused into each animated work.

The same can not be said for many of the cartoons of the same characters from the 1980's onward
(be it Warner Bros or other studio). Sure, there were some good ones, like Animaniacs - and Duck Dodgers was a treat, but for the most part, most cartoons these past few decades have been shallow fluff, lacking in their creative depths.

This is the problem with this SUPERHERO SQUAD.
It may be unfair to lay such a burden at the feet on but one of many such cartoons that are produced today, but when some series can get it SO right (Spongebob Squarepants to name but one), it only makes it more obvious when something that should, by all rights be wonderful, falls far afield from that perfection.

Truthfully, I'd like to blame it on the "marketing" aspects of today's cartoons.
They are mostly 22 minute commercials for some toy, card game or ancillary product - and not the product themselves.
However, there have ben some "marketing tool toons" that HAVE gone the extra yard and
became a product! Transformers (nearly ANY generation of that franchise) is one of the better examples.

Still, I come not to lay all the medium's problems at the feet of this one program.
When many of the same people are working on many of the same problematic series' and properties, it is hard to see the forest for the trees.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

DR. IDIOTIC
- or -
Super Hero SQUAT!
- A "Magic of Video" Post



A Review and commentary of Super Hero Squad animated series - episode # 5
"Enter: DORMAMMU!"

SuperHero Squad "# 5" production card

which is an homage to the cover of Strange Tales # 122


Last week, I saw episode # 5 of SuperHero Squad ("ENTER...DORMAMMU!"), featuring Doctor Strange in a co-starring guest role and I wanted to gauge my eyes out from the first minute onward.

Too harsh?
Aside from having the show's theme song stuck in my head like some kind of ear-worm, it's taken me the better part of the week to breathe deep and to not just write a rant.
(OK. there were other real-life reasons why it's taken me so long to get to this. I STARTED writing this on the day that the show aired - Oct 10th, but honestly, my wanting to write more than just all negative comments was incumbant of my taking some time away from it.)

You don't have to take my word for it.
Either before or after reading my take on it, feel free to watch the episode [HERE].

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As I made mention in my previous SHS post [HERE] I have ZERO interest in seeing "Strange Dr. Strange" as evidenced by one of the character sketches, but to my dismay... Doc's first appearance in this series has him acting like a moron.



Yes, the story, written by Charlotte Fullerton and directed by Patty Shinagawa, posits a seemingly valid "reason" for it. However, with Strange's entrance within the opening sequence of this, his introductory episode, showcasing him as a lunatic, still sucks as the latest in a loooong list of crappy treatments that we Dr. Strange fans have had to endure for lo' the past decade!

It wasn't ALL skidmarks and character assassination, however.
There were a FEW good, solid positive points for Doc in the episode.
Unfortunately, they were far too few and far between.

One of the more shining aspects to Doc's treatment in the episode comes from Captain America's assessment of his powers and abilities.

Oddly enough, his eye color is listed as GREY but they're always colored GREEN in the episode.
And... is it just me or how can his height be 6' 2.5" when all the characters look to be 3' tall?

Cap describes Strange as the Sorcerer Supreme (I guess we won't be seeing Brother Voodoo any time soon in the SuperHero Squad, huh?), most powerful magicians in the universe, a master of the mystical and physical energies, able to levitate, travel dimensions, transformation of matter, possessor of the Eye of Agamotto (and expert Bulgarian cow-tipper and a great sudoku player).

Along with the glowing review of Doc's CV, we are treated to some of the very best animated images of Dr Strange ever presented.

Desktop images, anyone?

However, those grand images and glowing remarks of his character and abilities are not truly represented in the episode, since for the most part, (due to reasons revolving around interference with one of the show's ubiquitous McGuffins; "the Infinity Fractals",) Strange is relegated to behaving like the love-child of Robin "stream-of-consciousness" Williams and Jerry "Hey, LADY!" Lewis.


The "playing-it-for-yuks" version of Strange had one or two genuinely funny points, as in the scene above, where he sings a variation of "Frère Jacques" with "Dormammu" in the place of "dormez-vous".
Most of Strange's jokes fell flat, but that one got a grin from me.

When played straight, voice over actor Roger Rose gets most of the quiet dignity of Strange down. Unfortunately, even that is fairly one-dimensional.
To give credit, there's probably not much he could have done with Strange's "normal" speech in this episode, since the majority of the time the script calls for shenannigans.
One of my primary beefs against Rose's handling of Strange is that he mumbles so much of the joke material that even if there were some golden one-liners in there, they're lost amidst the noise.

"Strangely" enough, most of the actual GOOD humor in the episode came from the mouth of Iron-Man (and I kinda LIKE the nonsensical way how the mouth-slit on his helmet actually moves like a mouth)!
Iron Man has the lion's share of good lines in this episode. Some really funny one-liners.
Perhaps it's because in the hands ...er... mouth... of Tom Kenny (aka Spongebob Squarepants) any lines are capable of inflection, nuance and mirth.

My favorite was: after the Squad are sent to find Strange's Sanctum Sanctorum, which is hidden via a spell of concealment, Iron Man asks; "Is there a doctor in the house?... Is there a HOUSE in the House?"

The Sanctum IS revealed (due to the Hulk's door-bell button-mashing) and it is a close approximation of the edifice that comic fans find familiar.

So, when are they making the Sanctum Sanctorum playset?

Also present, and pleasantly unchanged from his classic incarnation, is WONG, Strange's manservant.

Where's my Squad WONG figure?

Wong doesn't speak a word in his SHS debut, which, in a cartoon where every character suffers diarrhea of the mouth, is odd. It almost felt as if the producers hadn't really planned his appearance beyond the visual.
Or perhaps they were stuck for whether to play safe (read; PC) with his speech patterns or not.

Either way, Wong's entire role in the episode is to answer the door and escort the gathered "Squaddies" to the inner Sanctum of Doctor Strange.

Also of merit is the appearance of the ORB of Agamotto - always a treat to see actual artifacts from the comics canon being used properly.

The ORB is used to gaze into the Dark Dimension and show the heroes the possible origins to the magic that had perplexed them at the show's opening sequence.

The Dark Dimension!

In response to Strange's presenting the DARK DIMENSION, Iron Man gets in another of the best lines of the episode; "How come it's never the 'Duckies and Bunnies Dimension'?".
I laugh just typing it.

While Iron Man gets such a wealth of good lines in the show, it seems that most of the other characters are left with nothing worthwhile to say.
Hulk is annoyingly stupid (even more so than he would normally be).
Silver Surfer is annoyingly vapid (although, to his credit, he is far less so in this episode than in others).
Wolverine is annoyingly annoying.

Thor and Falcon have some worthwhile screen presence, but they are definitely playing second (and third) fiddle to Iron Man's lead.

Perhaps my biggest disappointment in the episode was the big bad himself.

I think this might be worse than any issue of SECRET DEFENDERS.

Dormammu wasn't given the greatness that he deserved.
Nothing against Robert Englund, who voiced the dread one, but his vocal quality just didn't resonate "ultimate mystic dictator of an otherworldly mystical dark dimension".
Englund's pitch seemed too high and the delivery of his lines felt flat to me.
Of course, it IS a kiddie show, and having him lay it all out to try and have kids crap their pants on Saturday morning might not be the goal of the show's producers.
I understand that completely. (Not unless a line of Squaddies Rubber-Undies is due for the marketplace.)
Still, I would have liked for Dormammu to have a bit more menace.

Once the faulty characterizations of Doctor Strange and Dormammu are addressed, there is only ONE reason that this episode, as a whole, wasn't a complete loss (well, there were dozens of reasons, really, but only if you count each one as a separate reason)... and THAT is because of the MINDLESS ONES!

"Dormammu and the Mindless Ones" = A death-metal band.
Iron Man has all their albums.


The Mindless Ones lit up the screen with their very presence.
Well... lit it up with blinding eye-beams as well, but that's just the frosting on the mindless cake.

Although, (and I hate to nit-pick, but) the "Mindless Ones" were presented as having somewhat of a MIND!
In some scenes they are shown to have expression by the eye-slit forming a frowny or a surprised expression! There is a distinctive showing of intelligence in their actions, when, in the comics canon they are merely mindless berzerkers - fighting anything in their way just for the sake of fighting and because something is in their way.

Still, that is a very minor quibble, and mentioned only for the sake of completeness.
The Mindless Ones were my favorite part of the episode.

Honestly, these guys were the only thing keeping me from doing bodily harm to any number of TV execs, storyboard artists, voice-over actors and Joe Quesada - who is now in charge of Marvel's Animation endeavors.

Taking this episode as but one in the series' line, I have found the personalities and behaviors of many characters to be very "off" - if not flat out "wrong".

Captain America is an out-of-touch WWII-minded elder-statesman, who thinks that Thor is a woman (and a Women's Libber).

Silver Surfer has power levels that are treated as little more than simple power-zaps (even though he constantly mentions the power-cosmic) all the while speaking in simple "surfer-dude" type of jargon ("cosmic, dude").
Actually, that wouldn't bother me much at all, if it weren't his only one-note persona.

Dr. Doom is...well... a more childish version of Doom!
Petulant, impatient and arrogant.
So, Doom is otherwise fine, except for scenes like this one.

Orbitz gum - for dirty mouths - no matter what.

I DID find one thing to be quite impressive.
The producers of the show maintained that the Hulk is the only one able to see Dr. Strange in his astral form.
One scene has him pointing to the astral image (which has his cloak of levitation - one of neilalien's major peeves) while everyone else sees only empty air.


Once Doctor Strange regains his own self-composure, there is very little wrong with the going's-on in the episode. However, it takes one final burst from the McGuffin before Doc is able to be freed of it's taint.

I WILL say that the old-school VISUAL treatment of Dormammu is appreciated!

That last bit of incompetence causing Doc to turn his friends into other aspects of themselves.

Frog-Thor is AWESOME!
Wasp-Wasp sadly reminds me of the late 1990's bug-version of the characters.
Better not to go down that dark path.



However, once Doc whips out his Eye of Agamotto, it all gets turned around!


Fully himself, and in charge of his supreme sorcery, Doc makes short work of Dormammu and Dr. Doom.

Dr. Doom + Dormammu = Doomammu?

He is then free to go back to the Sanctum and plan a full day of Bavarian cow-tipping.

Either that or Doc has a collection of "My Pretty Pony" dolls.


Of course, the show couldn't end with Doc as a powerful and stoic entity.
No.
Sadly, as he places the spell of concealment about the sanctum once again, we hear his sobbing lamentation of the fact that he left his brownies in the oven.

Please, please, please don't have him retain any aspect of babbling idiot that he portrayed in this episode. That would only make all of we Doc fans do the cross-eyed, finger-to-mouth "bibble-babble-boobble" motion.


You mean like THIS?
Yes. Like that.

Still, I await Doc's 2nd appearance on the show.
Today, October 21st, is to be the airing of "A Night in the Sanctum", featuring Doctor Strange and MORDO!

I'll review that one soon!

Hopefully this show will win me as a fan yet.

But maybe that's just me thinking all crazy.

"bibble-babble-boobble"